Everyone knows that there is only one correct English, with the rest being simple derivatives that bastardize the spelling and grammar. Despite this, the thugs who staged a violent revolt against British rule in the British colonies have apparently made their vulgar dialect strong in the information technologies that have taken the world by storm these previous decades. In this immediate mission to recover the King’s English to its rightful place, we happily have patriotic American citizens who have taken it upon themselves to correct this grave injustice. Brave citizens for as]Declan Chidlow], whose BritCSS job is a bright lighthouse in these terrible times.
Implemented as a simple, 14 kB JavaScript script to be included in an HTML page, it allows one to write CSS files using proper spelling, such as background-colour and centre. Meanwhile harsh language such as !important is replaced with the more pleasant !if-you-would-be-so-kind. It is expected that although for now this script has to be included on each page to use BritCSS, native support will soon be implemented in every browser, superseding the US dialect version. [Declan] has also been recommended to be awarded the Order of the British Empire for his outstanding services.